recent 'trends' that are just plain stupid.

1. The 'Scouse Brow'
if you are unfamiliar with the above term, allow me to explain. this is where females think it ooks attractive to outline and colour in their eyebrows so they are a) really really thick, and b) usually several shades darker than their natural eyebrow colour, thus rendering their brows a million times more likely to draw the eye than any other more attractive facial feature. yes, defined brows are good, they frame the eyes, make you look 'fierce', blah blah blah but SERIOUSLY. this has gone too far! you look like a four year old has taken to your face with a sharpie. it's not cute. stop it. staaahhp itttt. 

2. Face stickers/face glitter
you are not edward cullen. you are not a my little pony. you are not a purse in need of bedazzling. you are not Beyonce's baby's bathtub. your face is not a child's craft activity. so please, please, PLEASE stop putting stupid-looking gem stickers and/or inappropriate amounts of glitter on your face. you look ridiculous. 

3. Bindis
Unless this is a cultural thing, NO. 

4. Ridiculously furry jackets.
faux or not, this is not classy. you look like you shot a bear and decided to wear it home. or like you're trying to be cookie monster but it's not halloween. this trend is particularly horrendous when paired with animal-print pants. hello, cruella deville.

5. sprinkle nails.
it's not creative, it's over the top and quite frankly extremely childish. did you paint your nails or just fall hands-first into a plate of fairy bread? 

6. Peplum. 
a) stupid name. b) it doesn't 'hide' the bad parts of your figure, it just makes it LOOK like you're trying (unsuccessfully) to hide parts of your figure. whatever happened to the empire waist?