would you rather

·  Would you rather be really hairy or completely bald?

neither option is too appealing. i guess hairy because i could always wax and shave the hair off...

·  Would you rather be tall and fat or short and well built?

short and well built

·  Would you rather be blind or deaf?

if i HAD to choose, blind

·  Would you rather be 4'5" or 7'7"?

4'5''... Heels duh. 

·  Would you rather eat healthy or exercise regularly?

excercise

·  Would you rather super strong or super fast?

super strong

·  Would you rather lose half your hair or lose half your hearing?

half my hearing? maybe...