Obsessing

Trippin'

too much candy gonna rot your soul.

Favorite Juno Quotes

just cause...


"Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade."


"Leah: yo yo yiggady yo
Juno: I'm a suicide risk
Leah: Juno? 
Juno: No, it's morgan freeman. do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: only the one in my pants"


"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. "


"Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know... 
Paulie: I try really hard, actually"


"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."


"He is the cheese to my macaroni."


"All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned! "


"I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face. "


"I don't want you to get ripped off by a couple of baby-starved wing-nuts. "


"I was thinking i could like, have this baby, and give it to someone who really needs it, like a woman with a bum ovary, or a couple nice lesbos"


"Jesus appreciates your miracle!!"


"welcome to women now where women are trusted friends. please raise your hands where i can see them and surrender any bombs"

damn skippy

so the other day in a moment of youtube coolliking i was made aware of the Google Verb Tag game, whereby one types their name and a verb enclosed in quotation marks thus: "Name likes" into google, and hilarity ensues. i was a little curious so i decided to give it a go, and here is what the geniuses at Google Search came up with:


I want...


... to be a pornstar (well i would say stripper, but okay, google, close enough)
... a spinoff (of my life? i'm not sure about this one)
... to go home with craig. (well i only know two craigs, and one is my cousin, and the other i'm sure my mother would very much like me to go home with, but me, personally? no thanks.)
... to be kept woman (er...sure?)
... to say hello (HELLO!)


I am...


... in Africa (i have been in the past, yes)
... a nail geek 
My personal favorite: ... not a lesbian, sorry Jen. 
... a technique for mapping brain activity by recording magnetic fields produced by electrical currents (my homage to psychology, tee hee)
... a self-conscious teenage girl (no longer a teenager, but okay)


I like


... To drink urine (no thankyou)
... green tea (yeah it's okay)
... shovels
... eating bubbles (i actually did this as a child)
... to drink
... juice


Random:


is going to Paris with Grace and Emma
prefers grass...not content with sitting on the mats, she doesn't sit on the fence either. she's sitting on the grass, and that's that. (OKAY!)
Prefers Brighton to LA
prefers kosher or sea salt
prefers not to participate in activities that take her outside of her home




the verdict? Hilarity did ensue a little bit, however i did learn that google isn't as accurate as we'd like to believe. Ciao for now. 

today sucked. 

day 13 a picture of your favorite artist 
Norah Jones

she moves in her own way