just cause...
"Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade."
"Leah: yo yo yiggady yo
Juno: I'm a suicide risk
Leah: Juno?
Juno: No, it's morgan freeman. do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: only the one in my pants"
"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. "
"Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie: I try really hard, actually"
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
"He is the cheese to my macaroni."
"All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned! "
"I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face. "
"I don't want you to get ripped off by a couple of baby-starved wing-nuts. "
"I was thinking i could like, have this baby, and give it to someone who really needs it, like a woman with a bum ovary, or a couple nice lesbos"
"Jesus appreciates your miracle!!"
"welcome to women now where women are trusted friends. please raise your hands where i can see them and surrender any bombs"
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