damn skippy

so the other day in a moment of youtube coolliking i was made aware of the Google Verb Tag game, whereby one types their name and a verb enclosed in quotation marks thus: "Name likes" into google, and hilarity ensues. i was a little curious so i decided to give it a go, and here is what the geniuses at Google Search came up with:


I want...


... to be a pornstar (well i would say stripper, but okay, google, close enough)
... a spinoff (of my life? i'm not sure about this one)
... to go home with craig. (well i only know two craigs, and one is my cousin, and the other i'm sure my mother would very much like me to go home with, but me, personally? no thanks.)
... to be kept woman (er...sure?)
... to say hello (HELLO!)


I am...


... in Africa (i have been in the past, yes)
... a nail geek 
My personal favorite: ... not a lesbian, sorry Jen. 
... a technique for mapping brain activity by recording magnetic fields produced by electrical currents (my homage to psychology, tee hee)
... a self-conscious teenage girl (no longer a teenager, but okay)


I like


... To drink urine (no thankyou)
... green tea (yeah it's okay)
... shovels
... eating bubbles (i actually did this as a child)
... to drink
... juice


Random:


is going to Paris with Grace and Emma
prefers grass...not content with sitting on the mats, she doesn't sit on the fence either. she's sitting on the grass, and that's that. (OKAY!)
Prefers Brighton to LA
prefers kosher or sea salt
prefers not to participate in activities that take her outside of her home




the verdict? Hilarity did ensue a little bit, however i did learn that google isn't as accurate as we'd like to believe. Ciao for now.