"whatever happened to chivalry? does it only exist in 80's movies? i want john cusack holding a boombox outside my window. i want to ride off on a lawnmower with patrick dempsey. i want jake from sixteen candles waiting outside the church for me. i want judd nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. just once, i want my life to be like an 80's movie. preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. but no, no, john hughes did not direct my life."