actually, i'd love to live on the moon.

ernie says, in his amazing song, "though i'd like to look down on the earth from above, i would miss all the places and people i love, so although i might like it for one afternoon, i don't want to live on the moon." whilst there are a great deal of people i love here on the earth, these days i feel so awful, and am so easily dragged down into a pit of depression, that i don't think i'd mind living on the moon. it'd be a tad lonely, i'll admit, but perhaps the change of pace would be nice. additionally, there is no gravity on the moon, so i'd have heaps of fun bouncing around and stuff. and i could have such a fantastic view of the stars... maybe, in my spare time, because i'd imagine i'd have a rather lot of it if i lived on the moon, i could visit other planets. like pluto, which i am determined to keep believing is a planet, despite what stupid obnoxious scientists say. there's just not much on this earth that makes me happy anymore, so i figure, it's time for a change of location. and the moon seems as good a place as ever to start afresh. "so if i should visit the moon, well i'll dance on a moonbeam and then, i will make a wish on a star, and i'd live there forever, amen."