WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYYY!?!?!??!!??!?!???
argh. stupid cat. i hated you from day one but i never wanted you to get LOST!
here, kitty kitty kitty. nice kitty. please come home before your mummy and daddy do, otherwise they will kill me for losing their pet, and i'll never be hired as a house sitter ever again. please come back, because if you do there'll be lots of nice cat food for you to eat, and stuff. i might even buy you a special treat.
i
am
extremely
worried.
okay? so leave me alone.
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im sure the cat is surfing the interweb down at the internet cafe in berwick and will surely read this and be home soon :)
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